Micheal Avenatti has been charged with stealing $300,000 from his former client Stormy Daniels and “stealing her identity”.
- If I was gonna steal someone’s identity, I don’t think I’d pick someone who’d give me an STD.
XQS Womens Stylish Long Jacket OpenFront Belt Faux Leather Trench CoatsXRXY Summer Long Sleeve Lace Sun Predection Clothing Female Short Hooded Thin Coat Fashion Loose AntiUV SelfCultivation Shawl (Size S).
A survey found that parents think young children should start focusing on their career choice by the age of five.
- I agree! By the time I was five I had already definitely decided I was going to become either Batman or a Bus Driver.
XQS Women's Trench Coat Lapel Wool Loose Fit with Belt Coat Full LengthXscape Beaded Ity Long Dress.
A 44 year old man in China woke up after a night of heavy drinking to find that his, um, well, you know, had been severed.
- Note to Guys: Pay attention the next time your bartender says she’s going to “Cut you off”.
- He never should have agreed to that game of “Strip Bobbitt”.
XQS Women's Warm Parka Jacket Outdoor Coat Anorak Down Parka CoatXscape Womens Floral HiLow Cocktail Dress.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says that growing “Cauliflower” is a sign of “Colonialism” and people should grow vegetables that represent their cultural heritage.
- Here’s an idea… How about growing vegetables that you actually like to eat???
XQS Womens Winter Faux Fur Hooded Long Denim Down Jacket Coat OvercoatXscape Womens Lace Prom Evening Dress Pink 2.
First they told us not to French Kiss COWS, now the Centers for Disease Control is warning people not to “kiss or snuggle” CHICKENS after an outbreak of salmonella sickened 52 people in multiple states.
- Oh sure… Kissing Chickens is always fun until somebody gets food poisoning.
- And just like that I have to change my Memorial Day Weekend plans.
- Multiple states, huh? Apparently “Poultry Snuggling” is more popular than I thought.
XQS Womens Winter Lapel Button Up Lamb Wool Lined Quilted JacketXscape Womens Long Ity Bellsleeve with Mermaid Brocade Skirt Dress.
Kim Kardashian alerted her nearly 61 million Twitter followers to the fact that she had “a serious complaint” with the Jack in the Box hamburger chain.
- I’m bettin’ it had something to do with the buns being too small.
XQS Women's Winter Warm Double Breasted Wool Overcoat Jackets CoatsXscape Womens Long Lace Sides and Godets Dress.
The 2019 World Beard and Mustache Championships are underway in Belgium with male categories for best mustache, partial beard and full beard. They’re also handing out prizes to women for best “Artificial Facial Hair”.
- Then there’s the “Bruce Jenner Award” which goes to the Woman with the best REAL facial hair.
XQY Comfortable Home Pajamas Shop Cotton with Pockets Bathrobe Pure Cotton Gauze Bathrobe Adult Five Points Sleeves Summer Soft Bathrobes Sweat Steaming Service Nightgown Men's and Women's HXscape Womens Mesh Inset Sleeveless Evening Dress.
Have a Happy & Safe Memorial Day Weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday!